Boris Johnson’s Arse Identified as Source of Dubious PMQ Statistics
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UK Government Stops Following Science, Resumes Following Satan
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Boris Set to Walk Away From EU Talks as Human Rights Not Really His Cup of Tea
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We Celebrate Boris Johnson’s Birthday by Sending One Lucky Reader to Clown School!
New Social Distance Will Be Equal to Space Between Boris Johnson’s Ears
