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Scientists Warn Amount of Sleaze Swept Under No.10 Rug Could Produce Black Hole

Scientists have warned that the unprecedented number of Tory corruption and government scandals being swept under the rug at Number 10 Downing Street could soon become so dense it may collapse in on itself and form a black hole. As the latest outrage surrounding Robert Jenrick was ‘deemed to be a closed matter’ today, scientists […]

Boris Johnson Admits Satellite Technology Goes ‘Over His Head’

Boris Johnson has admitted that the finer details of the government’s latest proposed £500 million spend on shares in a recently bankrupt satellite company went ‘over his head’ after it was revealed that OneWeb – the company behind the technology – made the ‘wrong sort of satellites’. The UK government’s investment in a satellite broadband […]

Youtube’s ‘Pewdiepie’ Admits Covid-19 is the Greatest Social Influenza of 2020

Felix Kjellberg, better known as PewDiePie – a Swedish social media influencer who boasts 80.6 million followers on Youtube – has admitted that, while he remains the most watched star on the online video platform, he cannot beat Covid-19 when it comes to social influence. Kjellberg, who has been criticized for creating inappropriate and insensitive […]