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Youtube’s ‘Pewdiepie’ Admits Covid-19 is the Greatest Social Influenza of 2020

Felix Kjellberg, better known as PewDiePie – a Swedish social media influencer who boasts 80.6 million followers on Youtube – has admitted that, while he remains the most watched star on the online video platform, he cannot beat Covid-19 when it comes to social influence. Kjellberg, who has been criticized for creating inappropriate and insensitive […]

As Elon Musk Denies Threesome With Heard and Delevingne, Men Everywhere Ask Why?

Latter day Howard Hughes, Elon Musk has categorically denied having a three-way sex romp with beautiful actress and star of Aquaman, Amber Heard and beautiful actress and model, Cara Delevingne. Men everywhere nodded knowingly upon hearing the news, smirked and said, ‘niiiice’, then asked Musk to give very specific details on what happened when he […]

Boris Johnson Lands Role in Dukes of Hazard Movie After Impressive U-Turn

Boris Johnson, UK Prime Minister, bungling imbecile and fridge inspector, has landed the role of Boss Hogg in the next Dukes of Hazard movie after impressing film makers with his ability to perform a screeching U-turn while travelling at breakneck speed toward disaster. The manoeuvre took place today after Johnson received a volley of criticism […]