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Month: Jun 2020

23rd Jun 2020 theshunt123

UK Government Stops Following Science, Resumes Following Satan

22nd Jun 2020 theshunt123

Public Lament Lack of Father’s Day Cards as ‘Spawn of Boris’ Empty Shops

21st Jun 2020 theshunt123

Boris Set to Walk Away From EU Talks as Human Rights Not Really His Cup of Tea

21st Jun 2020 theshunt123

Matt Hancock Reveals New ‘Mechanical’ T&T App Will Run on Steam and Shire Horses

20th Jun 2020 theshunt123

We Celebrate Boris Johnson’s Birthday by Sending One Lucky Reader to Clown School!

20th Jun 2020 theshunt123

New Social Distance Will Be Equal to Space Between Boris Johnson’s Ears

19th Jun 2020 theshunt123

Matt Hancock Asked to Organise Piss Up in Brewery – Says Should be Ready by October

19th Jun 202019th Jun 2020 theshunt123

As Elon Musk Denies Threesome With Heard and Delevingne, Men Everywhere Ask Why?

18th Jun 2020 theshunt123

British Demand New Referendum Vote on Independence From Ing-er-land

18th Jun 2020 theshunt123

Raab Says He Only Takes One Knee for Wife or Queen and Only Takes Both for Boris

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