Month: Jun 2020
Public Lament Lack of Father’s Day Cards as ‘Spawn of Boris’ Empty Shops
Boris Set to Walk Away From EU Talks as Human Rights Not Really His Cup of Tea
Matt Hancock Reveals New ‘Mechanical’ T&T App Will Run on Steam and Shire Horses
We Celebrate Boris Johnson’s Birthday by Sending One Lucky Reader to Clown School!
New Social Distance Will Be Equal to Space Between Boris Johnson’s Ears
Matt Hancock Asked to Organise Piss Up in Brewery – Says Should be Ready by October
As Elon Musk Denies Threesome With Heard and Delevingne, Men Everywhere Ask Why?
British Demand New Referendum Vote on Independence From Ing-er-land
