As Elon Musk Denies Threesome With Heard and Delevingne, Men Everywhere Ask Why?

Latter day Howard Hughes, Elon Musk has categorically denied having a three-way sex romp with beautiful actress and star of Aquaman, Amber Heard and beautiful actress and model, Cara Delevingne.

Men everywhere nodded knowingly upon hearing the news, smirked and said, ‘niiiice’, then asked Musk to give very specific details on what happened when he ‘didn’t have’ the aforementioned threesome.

Heard, described as one of the most beautiful women in the world, and bisexual star of Suicide Squad, Cara Delevingne (also described as one of the most beautiful women in the world) are at the centre of divorce proceedings between Johnny Depp – edge-lord, alleged junkie and star of Pirates of the Caribbean – and Heard, who Depp accuses of infidelity.

Johnny Depp is outraged by the infidelity but is also said to have congratulated Musk for ‘doing lads everywhere proud’

Depp’s lawyers reportedly wish to quiz Delevingne about the rumoured ‘three-way’ between her, Depp’s wife and the Tessla CEO, which allegedly unfolded at Depp’s downtown Los Angeles penthouse in 2016.

Musk has denied having a sexual relationship with Heard, saying they are just friends.

However, a neighbour of Depp, who lives in the same apartment block, said Musk would visit with Heard regularly and often spent the night.

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Jim Bench, one of Depp’s lawyers, commented on the alleged tryst, saying, “get in Musk, you lucky bastard!”

Meanwhile, Kenneth Stevens, a relationship counsellor from South Shields who supports couples going through traumatic divorce proceedings, said, “Musk, you legend! Back of the net!”

Elaine Smith, a feminist and pro-marriage advocate from Bath, said, “big Eiffel Tower for old Musky. He’s clearly an absolute stud-muffin. I bet those two fillies enjoyed riding his SpaceX rocket to Mars and back!”

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