
Month: Apr 2020


Learn a New Language: Our Favourite ‘Coronapocalypse’ Phrases

World Rulers Worried Nuclear Launch Codes Have Access to Donald Trump

People Who Say “You Missed a Bit Mate” to be Deported Without Trial

Trump Suggests ‘Injecting Nuclear Warheads into Body’ to Kill C19

Tories to Shoot Panda in Hyde Park, Public Say ‘Now Not the Time to Judge’

Government Lock-Down Guidelines Responsible for 89% Rise in Befuddlement

Government Admits ‘Creating Fake NHS Twitter Accounts Would be Naughty’

Illuminati Accused of Running Pyramid Scheme
