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Month: Apr 2020

25th Apr 2020 theshunt123

Priti Patel to be Given Superhero Status After Reducing March/April Crime Rates

25th Apr 2020 theshunt123

Learn a New Language: Our Favourite ‘Coronapocalypse’ Phrases

24th Apr 2020 theshunt123

World Rulers Worried Nuclear Launch Codes Have Access to Donald Trump

24th Apr 2020 theshunt123

People Who Say “You Missed a Bit Mate” to be Deported Without Trial

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Trump Suggests ‘Injecting Nuclear Warheads into Body’ to Kill C19

22nd Apr 2020 theshunt123

Tories to Shoot Panda in Hyde Park, Public Say ‘Now Not the Time to Judge’

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Government Lock-Down Guidelines Responsible for 89% Rise in Befuddlement

21st Apr 2020 theshunt123

Government Admits ‘Creating Fake NHS Twitter Accounts Would be Naughty’

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Illuminati Accused of Running Pyramid Scheme

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Sleeping With Foot Outside the Duvet Increases Likelihood of Monsters by 75%

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