
Month: Apr 2020


Farage Flouts Lock-Down Rules to ‘do a Racism’, Claims Key Worker Status

Wombles of Wimbledon Given ASBO on Gang Related Charges

Johnson and Fiancee Name Newborn ‘Rona Cummings Rugger Johnson-Symonds’

Priti Patel Cleared of Bullying, Celebrates by Giving ‘Nerds’ Wedgies

Study Finds New Universal Constant: USB Plugs Never go in Right the First Time

Pubs Closest to Downing Street to Open First When Lock Down Eases, Says PM

Goverment Respond to Times: Puts Fingers in Ears and Goes “Nyaah Nyaah Nyaah”

Voters Celebrate Return of Lord and Saviour – Johnson to Return on Monday
